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Morgan Blair — I Wouldn’t Say Ambien’s Sudden, Unexplained Resignation From Her 4-Year Position as Junior Assistant to the Head of Brand Manipulation for the Nashua, New Hampshire Police Department Had “Everything” to Do With the Corporate “Diversity Appreciation” Luncheon on August 9th Where She Debuted Her New, Novelty Cornrows From Her Vacation to Turks and Caicos, and Then Refused to Back Down During a Heated Exchange With Denise From Accounting That Resulted in an Overturned Shrimp Cocktail, but Yes It Was Due at Least in Small Part to That Incident, Though as Her Mother I Feel Compelled to Clarify That It Was Also Because of Her Growing Interest in Aerospace Engineering. No Further Comments. I’d Be Happy to Answer Any More Questions About the Cult.
Morgan Blair

I Wouldn’t Say Ambien’s Sudden, Unexplained Resignation From Her 4-Year Position as Junior Assistant to the Head of Brand Manipulation for the Nashua, New Hampshire Police Department Had “Everything” to Do With the Corporate “Diversity Appreciation” Luncheon on August 9th Where She Debuted Her New, Novelty Cornrows From Her Vacation to Turks and Caicos, and Then Refused to Back Down During a Heated Exchange With Denise From Accounting That Resulted in an Overturned Shrimp Cocktail, but Yes It Was Due at Least in Small Part to That Incident, Though as Her Mother I Feel Compelled to Clarify That It Was Also Because of Her Growing Interest in Aerospace Engineering. No Further Comments. I’d Be Happy to Answer Any More Questions About the Cult.

2019

Morgan Blair's provocative canvas employs acrylic, spray paint, and glass bead gel in a work whose title functions as narrative commentary. The piece challenges conventional artwork titling while engaging with themes of identity, institutional absurdity, and personal agency.

Medium
acrylic, spray paint and glass bead gel on canvas
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Morgan Blair, I Wouldn’t Say Ambien’s Sudden, Unexplained Resignation From Her 4-Year Position as Junior Assistant to the Head of Brand Manipulation for the Nashua, New Hampshire Police Department Had “Everything” to Do With the Corporate “Diversity Appreciation” Luncheon on August 9th Where She Debuted Her New, Novelty Cornrows From Her Vacation to Turks and Caicos, and Then Refused to Back Down During a Heated Exchange With Denise From Accounting That Resulted in an Overturned Shrimp Cocktail, but Yes It Was Due at Least in Small Part to That Incident, Though as Her Mother I Feel Compelled to Clarify That It Was Also Because of Her Growing Interest in Aerospace Engineering. No Further Comments. I’d Be Happy to Answer Any More Questions About the Cult., 2019

Morgan Blair's provocative canvas employs acrylic, spray paint, and glass bead gel in a work whose title functions as narrative commentary. The piece challenges conventional artwork titling while engaging with themes of identity, institutional absurdity, and personal agency.

Medium
acrylic, spray paint and glass bead gel on canvas
Year
2019
Seen at
Phillips, New York, London, Hong Kong

Related themes

Acrylic, Conceptual, 2019, Mixed Media, Spray Paint, Social Commentary, Narrative, Contemporary

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